With all our favorite Hollywood couples breaking up, we truly believed Chris Pratt and Anna Faris were the exception to the rule.
They are the adorable and relatable couple who shared a common interest in dead bugs and had a cute pirate son, Jack.
A big Mother’s Day kiss and hug across the pond to my darling wife @annafaris and our sweet boy. I miss you both so much. I love you. Due to forced perspective in this picture Jack looks much bigger than Anna. How beautiful are they!? And the azaleas too! Richmond Park in full bloom. #happymothersday
Sadly, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris announced that they have legally separated and honestly, we don’t even know what love is anymore.
“We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed,” Anna and Chris wrote on each of their social media profiles. “Our son has two parents who love him very much and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward.”
“We still have love for each other, will always cherish our time together and continue to have the deepest respect for one another,” they assured.
And because they’re one of our fave celebrity couples, the internet had a meltdown.
Me: I don’t care about celebrity gossip.
*Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are splitting up*
— 9GAG (@9GAG) August 7, 2017
The judge when he has to sign off on Chris Pratt and Anna Faris’ divorce papers pic.twitter.com/7MeBYtErGP
— liss (@koalamelissa) August 7, 2017
This might be misdirected anger but I’m going to personally blame trump for the divorce of Chris Pratt and Anna Faris
— Anna Rozner (@arozner2255) August 7, 2017
anna faris and chris pratt breaking up affects me in no way but also i feel like im their child and it’s my fault somehow
— elijah daniel (@elijahdaniel) August 7, 2017
Am I going to have to create the Parent Trap 2 to get Chris Pratt and Anna Faris back together or what? #loveisdead
— Katie Carlton (@travelwithkatie) August 7, 2017
Me: Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating.
Wife: Who gets the raptors?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 7, 2017
Just woke up and saw that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are breaking up. pic.twitter.com/Tuz6birCZV
— Sonya (@sonyaloveslatte) August 7, 2017
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separating has me seriously reconsidering if love exists pic.twitter.com/eUXi3URzCt
— Megan Villars (@Megan_Villars) August 7, 2017
With Chris Pratt and Anna Faris splitting up we need to protect Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at all costs
— laura 🌵 (@alohalauraa) August 7, 2017
chris pratt and anna faris are getting a divorce….god, please protect ryan reynolds/blake lively and john legend/chrissy teigen amen pic.twitter.com/gAvkJoTRi1
— edgelord allan poe (@haarleyquin) August 7, 2017
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris? 2017 is so much more disrespectful than 2016. Cancel life, there’s no future. pic.twitter.com/uzfYXVsXAC
— Lee Lee ✨ (@leeyore) August 7, 2017
so chris pratt and anna faris split up and help me god if john krasinski and emily blunt break up, i’m killing myself
— emma jean🦋 (@emmaaholmess) August 7, 2017
Me: Life is good
Life: Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating
— Pimp Named Ashy Nate (@Nate_da_Snake) August 7, 2017
“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by the seperation of Chris Pratt and Anna Faris”
— Jay Breeze (@DeLaBreezus) August 7, 2017
I’m honestly really upset about Chris Pratt and Anna Faris separating more than I should be for a couple I don’t know. pic.twitter.com/XYSIfXFQ6S
— Lis Schumacher (@lis_schu) August 7, 2017
Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are divorcing pic.twitter.com/kayLPOYvrR
— molly (@mollzjo__) August 7, 2017
All this Chris Pratt and Anna Faris legal separation is making us want to buy a lot of vodka. See you later!