People are sharing their bad date advice, and it’s strangely, but hilariously, helpful.
At one point or another, the one thing that bonds most humans is their experience with a bad date: with either you as the cause or as the spectator.
Combine these experiences with the goldmine that is Twitter, and you get some hilariously helpful bad date advice:
PSA: Don’t date bad tippers. I just had a nice girl walk back into the restaurant to give me a $20 bc her boyfriend stiffed me. tipping is sexy guys, give it a try.
— Andrea Delaney (@_andreadelaney) June 11, 2018
What I tell to vanilla women/ prone to submission/dominance regardless.
If a man talks bad about women, don’t date him.
That’s a man that doesn’t respect women, and if he ever does it’s cause you have your heel pressed against his neck
Monsters respect monsters only
— Femme.S (@Hypnotic1femmeS) June 10, 2018
My hot take is relationships aren’t as bad as y’all think you just constantly date people that make you miserable
— comrade fergie (@srryimpopular) June 12, 2018
a spider man game should be 50% joyously swinging through New York City and 50% going on extremely bad dates
— MechaDad Industries (@coolranchzaku) June 12, 2018
last night the dude i was on a date w accidentally spilled a few drops of his drink on my leg. i told him so and he said my bad, let me get rid of it. this fool bent down in the middle of the bar and licked the drink off my thigh. when i tell y’all i was ready to sin.
— cruzito (@EMOXREVIVAL) June 10, 2018
Not to sound cocky, but I feel bad for anyone who missed out on a chance to date me
— John Menchyk (@Iam_JohnMenchyk) June 11, 2018
i was in the bathroom at work and this girl facetimed her mom and told her how bad her date was going with this guy, she asked her to help her get out of it & her mom then proceeded to say “okay i’ll call you and say grandpa had a heart attack”
— kait (@kaitlynnstumm) June 12, 2018
I feel bad for the next person who dates me because day one they will find out how weird I am. xD pic.twitter.com/iZDgqhaRyh
— Garuku (@GarBluemoon) June 5, 2018
It is OKAY for a person to NOT WANT to date!! Choosing to not place titles does not make them the BAD GUY!!
— D’Jun (@_djun11) June 2, 2018
Don’t date a bad bitch if you insecure
— FAITH’S GOLDEN SON (@grodyrich) June 11, 2018